I liked this part:

The 61-year-old former singer said he had only let the girls into his bed because they were "scared of ghosts" and that he never slept with anyone under 18.
Oh okay, that explains everything. Silly me <<>>, I thought he was a pedophile.


Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)