A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool next to an elderly man.
He turns to the man and says, "Hey, I'm a talking dog, I have magic powers. All you have to do is order me a drink, snap your fingers and a beautiful girl will appear on each side of you right here at the bar."
The man grabbed the dog and hurried out of the bar with him. The dog said, "Hey man, didn't you hear me? All you had to do was order me a drink, snap your fingers and you would have had a beautiful girl on either side of you."
The man said, "No. At my age I think I'd rather have a talking dog."
Never, never, never, never give up...Winston Churchill