TXB, never had bacon? You definitely don't have blood from southern states. The cholesterol is permanently embedded in the bloodline of southerners. lol

Alcohol...surfing..camping on beach. Um... lay off the first before you hit the waves!

And don't bury your car keys in the sand. Ya learn. I won't tell how I know that, but just take my word. ;-)
I have taken to the stand-up comedy stage to educate other male survivors and those who try to love them. I blog about my isolated religious upbringing where physical and sexual abuse were commonplace and I serve as a facilitator of a weekly support group for men who have suffered sexual assault.