False...I'm six months post surgery - I've got an awesome 2" scar on my neck.

But the person below me digs the sport of Curling....
It's okay to find the faith to saunter forward
With no fear of shadows spreading where you stand
And you'll breathe easier just knowing
that the worst is all behind you
And the waves that tossed the raft all night
have set you on dry land
- The Mountain Goats - "Never Quite Free"