Dear Lee,

If the penis is mightier than the sword, it wouldn't have caused me so much trouble all my life!

When my kids were little they used to try to get me to "say hi to your knee". I'd comply and say "Hi knee", and they'd roar with laughter because dad said "hiney".

I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
Sarah McLachlan