I have Pink Floyd Animals on vinyl. Someone offered me $100 for it once, and I had to politely decline him.

That time on Saturday Night Live when Sinead O'Connor ripped up a photo of Pope John Paul II and said something like, "Fight the real evil." I was like, "What did I just see?"

A song that really triggers me is Maggie Mae by Rod Stewart. People say that they "like" this song, and I'm like, have you listened to the lyrics? This is *not* a love song. This is a song about a kid who has been abused by an older woman. Gives me the creeps.

But he grew old, this knight so bold / And upon his heart a shadow / Fell as he found no spot on the ground / That looked like El Dorado.