Cool thread, here are mine.

I am an ASL interpreter (In church)

I am told that I am a phenomenal public speaker. (not sure if I agree)

I hold more useless information in my brain the most people I know.

I can speak English fairly well.

I can decorate the s*** out of a cake. Cake boss style.

I can curse you out in 6 different languages.

I can tell you exactly where I was and what year it was when I heard a song for the first time.

and I can count to potato.

"Those are not your sins" A wise man