Cool thread, here are mine.
I am an ASL interpreter (In church)
I am told that I am a phenomenal public speaker. (not sure if I agree)
I hold more useless information in my brain the most people I know.
I can speak English fairly well.
I can decorate the s*** out of a cake. Cake boss style.
I can curse you out in 6 different languages.
I can tell you exactly where I was and what year it was when I heard a song for the first time.
and I can count to potato.
"Those are not your sins" A wise man