The UK press is now reporting from 2 different survivors that Jimmy Savile raped and tortured them during mask-and-hood Satanic rituals where "Ave Satanas" was chanted during the rapes.

In related news, 50 police officers from the UK have been busted for CP:

But he grew old, this knight so bold / And upon his heart a shadow / Fell as he found / No spot on the ground / That looked like El Dorado.