The UK press is now reporting from 2 different survivors that Jimmy Savile raped and tortured them during mask-and-hood Satanic rituals where "Ave Satanas" was chanted during the rapes.

In related news, 50 police officers from the UK have been busted for CP:

I'll be just fine and dandy
Lord, it's like a hard candy Christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But I won't let sorrow get me way down.