Here's a curious case:

From the IND, an alt-weekly newspaper from Louisiana:

"The arrest of [Phillip DeMahy, Sr.] the brother of a district court judge from New Iberia for allegedly possessing child pornography has escaped the attention of local media, raising the question: Is the suspect being treated with kid gloves by deferential media and local and state authorities?"

Good reporting. The judge goes on the record with the paper to say that "there were no victims," and that the perp would likely walk with a suspended sentence. Link:

I'll be just fine and dandy
Lord, it's like a hard candy Christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But I won't let sorrow get me way down.