"Provoke not your children to wrath."
It's in there. My dad, we discovered, has stage 4 prostate cancer. It's in the bone now. He provoked my wrath with his abuse, and, honestly, hope the SOB suffers like hell!
A guy opens the front door and sees a snail on his doorstep. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street in a neighbor's yard. A year later, the guy opens the front door and the same snail is on his doorstep. The snail says, "What the f*ck was that about?"