We were chatting over PMs and haven't heard from him since 11-10. I checked for posts and none since then either. Hope nothing is wrong. Thanks.

A guy opens the front door and sees a snail on his doorstep. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street in a neighbor's yard. A year later, the guy opens the front door and the same snail is on his doorstep. The snail says, "What the f*ck was that about?"