Traveler, the only time I don't feel totally empty is when I feel nothing at all. If all I'm gonna feel is empty, I'd rather feel blah or nothing at all to be honest.

A guy opens the front door and sees a snail on his doorstep. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street in a neighbor's yard. A year later, the guy opens the front door and the same snail is on his doorstep. The snail says, "What the f*ck was that about?"