Originally Posted By: Undefeated

I am not sure what is more appropriate, "I'm sorry" or "congrats," but I hope you find healing.

I remember when you called my father a "sperm donor" too, and that's about right. He made his position clear to me when he said, "I don't have to love you just because you came out the end of my penis."

I am sorry for what your sperm donor did to you. It's a tough thing for a man when he didn't get the things he needed from his father when he was growing up.

Thanks, Undefeated. You know how God laughs at evil people's calamities? I laugh at my sperm donor's calamity. I don't hate the SOB, but I don't care about him either.

A guy opens the front door and sees a snail on his doorstep. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street in a neighbor's yard. A year later, the guy opens the front door and the same snail is on his doorstep. The snail says, "What the f*ck was that about?"