Originally Posted By: pluckmemory
Jury says today they are deadlocked; judge tells them to keep trying:


Even if they get out of it, a prosecutor did her job and prosecuted them. That's a first! A great beginning. There are more to throw in jail.

A guy opens the front door and sees a snail on his doorstep. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street in a neighbor's yard. A year later, the guy opens the front door and the same snail is on his doorstep. The snail says, "What the f*ck was that about?"