We need a food fight room
with an endless supply of "safe" food to throw
pudding, donuts, whole loafs of bread

Protective eyewear, disposable cover alls
The room would be self cleaning once empty

We ask King Tut to devise some scientific way in his laboratory to recycle the food
so it could be broken down molecularly & used as fuel for scooters we need
to get from one side of this sprawling mansion to another

:: "Anyone who can handle a needle convincingly can make us see a thread which is not there" ::