Tiger Woods

drives into a gas station in his new top of the range BMW and says to the guy fill her up

The gas guy says, hey I know you, you're Tiger Woods'

Tiger says that's right

The gas guy says, nice car

Tiger says, yep top of the range BMW

its got everything, big engine, sunroof, cocktail bar, power refrigeration, dvd cinema, best cd system money can find, got it's own bar, satellite navigation etc.

Gas guy says wowee that'll be $50

Tiger reaches into his pocket, and two tees fall out

Gas guy says what are they for?

Tiger says they're for resting your balls on when driving!

Gas guy says jeez BMW think of everything.......

Can I hear the shot

Whoever stole the Sun, put it back and we'll drop all the charges!