drives into a gas station in his new top of the range BMW and says to the guy fill her up
The gas guy says, hey I know you, you're Tiger Woods'
Tiger says that's right
The gas guy says, nice car
Tiger says, yep top of the range BMW
its got everything, big engine, sunroof, cocktail bar, power refrigeration, dvd cinema, best cd system money can find, got it's own bar, satellite navigation etc.
Gas guy says wowee that'll be $50
Tiger reaches into his pocket, and two tees fall out
Gas guy says what are they for?
Tiger says they're for resting your balls on when driving!
Gas guy says jeez BMW think of everything.......
Can I hear the shot
Whoever stole the Sun, put it back and we'll drop all the charges!