Okay, here's mine.

No doubt you have been speculating even more than usual lately, William. It's been a lot of fun, hasn't it? But starting today, a very different one-month phase may cramp your style somewhat. However, whether you like it or not, stability is what you currently need. You can expect plenty of work and challenges to meet. Don't worry - you'll rise to the challenges beautifully.

Pain is Temporary; Quitting lasts Forever. - Lance Armstrong