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#496639 - 03/16/16 01:20 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
JamesAdam Offline


Registered: 03/06/16
Posts: 23
Loc: Washington
Things boys discover...

"What do you mean you don't have any money, mom? Go buy some!"
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#496665 - 03/16/16 12:53 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 70
Loc: St.Petersburg, FL
Thanks for this post roadrunner. I haven't been on in a while but was having a bad week. Nice to see some uplifting stuff. Adding to the list:
-When dad takes you to the hardware store, those cheap balsa wood gliders by the cash registers are there for one reason, young boys.
-Your sister's dolls do not fit in GI.Joe cars
-Bubblegum in a sibling's hair is funny until it's yours.
-Peeing outdoors is always better than inside.
-Drinking out of the garden hose was never a bad thing.
-Throwing said garden hose, with a handle like a grappling hook, only works a couple times for climbing the fence.
-Wanting to grow up and have stubble like dad was cool until you realized what a pain in ass shaving is.
-Dad still smells good even after you've grown up and realize that Old Spice is cheap shit.
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#499087 - 06/07/16 03:00 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 09/25/14
Posts: 396
Loc: Great Lakes Wine Country
Brut after shave DOES burn and the flames will flow under closed doors.
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#499772 - 07/04/16 11:27 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
racool Offline


Registered: 07/03/16
Posts: 15
Loc: Scotland
- Taping your little brother to the floor with duct tape is hilarious...your parents won't find it as funny though
- hamsters hibernate...so you shouldn't bury them in the back yard thinking they have died when they start said hibernation.
- waking your brother up after he has a nap and convincing him that it's time for school (at 6:30pm) may also be hilarious but he won't think so.
- flapping your arms as fast as you can will not help you fly...it will land you in A+E with a fractured ankle, however.
- Standing outside the local off-licence and asking a stranger to buy your alcohol so you can partake in underage drinking will only result in the stranger taking your money and running away with your hard earned cash.
- cats do not appreciate getting a new haircut with the clippers.
- learning that you can run really fast because crashing into that wasp's nest with your bike really upset the wasps.
- also learning that wasps do not give up that easily.
- trying to wash the dry cement out of your hair,that you found on the building site, will only result in chemical burns and a new, unscheduled haircut.
- lastly it doesn't matter how difficult things get, you will survive it and you will be much stronger for it!
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My mission in life is not to not merely survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humour and some style - Maya Angelou

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#504898 - 12/16/16 08:53 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
oriolesguy Offline


Registered: 08/12/08
Posts: 116
Loc: Long Island, NY
A rotten tomato shot from a slingshot at a cat or a squirrel is more fun than at a garbage can.


Edited by oriolesguy (12/16/16 08:55 PM)

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#507072 - 02/26/17 02:59 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
Jer Offline


Registered: 03/26/16
Posts: 12
Loc: Texas
when you learn you can ride your bike faster than you older brother

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#507093 - 02/26/17 08:20 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 02/11/17
Posts: 89
Loc: PA
I'm not a boy, but I have discovered that in a pinch, if your hands are really dry, your girlfriend's body butter works. It makes the palms of your hands really shiny though.

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