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#496639 - 03/16/16 01:20 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
JamesAdam Offline


Registered: 03/06/16
Posts: 23
Loc: Washington
Things boys discover...

"What do you mean you don't have any money, mom? Go buy some!"
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#496665 - 03/16/16 12:53 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
lacansletter Offline
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 70
Loc: St.Petersburg, FL
Thanks for this post roadrunner. I haven't been on in a while but was having a bad week. Nice to see some uplifting stuff. Adding to the list:
-When dad takes you to the hardware store, those cheap balsa wood gliders by the cash registers are there for one reason, young boys.
-Your sister's dolls do not fit in GI.Joe cars
-Bubblegum in a sibling's hair is funny until it's yours.
-Peeing outdoors is always better than inside.
-Drinking out of the garden hose was never a bad thing.
-Throwing said garden hose, with a handle like a grappling hook, only works a couple times for climbing the fence.
-Wanting to grow up and have stubble like dad was cool until you realized what a pain in ass shaving is.
-Dad still smells good even after you've grown up and realize that Old Spice is cheap shit.
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#499087 - 06/07/16 03:00 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
manipulated Offline
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Registered: 09/25/14
Posts: 449
Loc: Great Lakes Wine Country
Brut after shave DOES burn and the flames will flow under closed doors.
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#499772 - 07/04/16 11:27 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
racool Offline


Registered: 07/03/16
Posts: 15
Loc: Scotland
- Taping your little brother to the floor with duct tape is hilarious...your parents won't find it as funny though
- hamsters hibernate...so you shouldn't bury them in the back yard thinking they have died when they start said hibernation.
- waking your brother up after he has a nap and convincing him that it's time for school (at 6:30pm) may also be hilarious but he won't think so.
- flapping your arms as fast as you can will not help you fly...it will land you in A+E with a fractured ankle, however.
- Standing outside the local off-licence and asking a stranger to buy your alcohol so you can partake in underage drinking will only result in the stranger taking your money and running away with your hard earned cash.
- cats do not appreciate getting a new haircut with the clippers.
- learning that you can run really fast because crashing into that wasp's nest with your bike really upset the wasps.
- also learning that wasps do not give up that easily.
- trying to wash the dry cement out of your hair,that you found on the building site, will only result in chemical burns and a new, unscheduled haircut.
- lastly it doesn't matter how difficult things get, you will survive it and you will be much stronger for it!
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#504898 - 12/16/16 08:53 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
oriolesguy Offline


Registered: 08/12/08
Posts: 124
Loc: Long Island, NY
A rotten tomato shot from a slingshot at a cat or a squirrel is more fun than at a garbage can.


Edited by oriolesguy (12/16/16 08:55 PM)

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#507072 - 02/26/17 02:59 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
Jer Offline


Registered: 03/26/16
Posts: 28
Loc: Texas
when you learn you can ride your bike faster than you older brother
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#507093 - 02/26/17 08:20 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
greenwizard Offline


Registered: 02/11/17
Posts: 279
Loc: PA
I'm not a boy, but I have discovered that in a pinch, if your hands are really dry, your girlfriend's body butter works. It makes the palms of your hands really shiny though.

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#508789 - 04/09/17 11:04 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
Bryce Offline


Registered: 04/08/17
Posts: 22
Best way to play football with friends is in the mud.

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#510169 - 05/08/17 08:14 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
Max1969 Offline


Registered: 04/23/17
Posts: 15
Loc: Colorado
When your 11, riding your bike with your eyes closed over a sidewalk bridge usually does not end as well as the Evel Knievel stunts that inspired your brilliance. God does look over fools and drunkards.

To the 5-year old mind, squeezing a ketchup package because you can’t tear it open should in theory accomplish the same goal; the reality is that it comes out the other end and covers the window instead of your fries resulting in an abrupt end to your Happy Meal when mom has had enough for the day.

7-year old fingers and firecrackers don’t mix.

That mountainous pile of leaves was actually not meant for you and your friends to jump in and it’s owner knows where you all live and it takes a lot longer to make the pile than to spread it around.

Mysterious cylindrical objects found in a ammo type box by the alley look just like those Nazi hand grenades in the movies and can be thrown just as far and are almost as dangerous.

3 year old boys should not be allowed to play catch with the new puppy and veterinarians don’t know the difference between the left and the right leg of a puppy.

You shouldn’t use your friend for archery target practice because you are a better archer than you think and might actually hit the bullseye and you can thank God for suction cup arrows.
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#510608 - 05/17/17 10:18 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
greenwizard Offline


Registered: 02/11/17
Posts: 279
Loc: PA
If you bite the ends off a Twizzler it makes a cool straw.

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