this reminded of someone.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
My best friend has that problem where he gets his "wucking murds fuddled" - malapropism I think its called, and he says things like this all the time.
I've given up trying not to laugh now and sit there howling at him sometimes ( he's rotton back to me, don't worry ! )
We were in a meeting with about 6 others and he said about someone not in the meeting.
"I just think he's ignocunt"
Damn - I needed oxygen after that ! and he just sits there saying "what ? what're you laughing at ?"
It's a good job he's got a sense of humour.