Who are you, and how did you get in here ?
I'm a lock smith...and, I'm a lock smith.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy ?
I don't know, and I don't care.
Partner No. 1: Let's run upstairs and make passionate love.
Partner No. 2: You'll have to decide which, I can't do both.
Medical Warning: If an erection lasts longer than four hours, call your doctor.
If I had an erection lasting longer than four hours I'd call everybody I know. I'm 75 years old.
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall