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#505333 - 01/01/17 12:06 PM Signs of the Times
Bluedogone Offline
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Registered: 07/03/13
Posts: 911
Loc: Southern US



Or, there's this laugh

A feeble gentlemen hobbled up to the drug store soda fountain counter and after much effort managed to finally get on one of the stools at the counter.
After the soda jerk asked him what he would have
The man said, "I'll have a chocolate sundae."
The clerk said, "Crushed nuts?"
The man replied, "No, arthritis"


Do you file your nails?
No, after I clip them I just throw them away.


Does your penis burn when you pee?
I really don't know. To be honest, I've never tried to light it.

Who are you ? And how did you get in here ?
I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith,
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Never, never, never, never give up...Winston Churchill

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#505336 - 01/01/17 01:41 PM Re: Signs of the Times [Re: Bluedogone]
Ceremony Offline


Registered: 09/14/16
Posts: 623
Loc: Minnesota
😅😅 thanks
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Loneliness has left lesions.
I gently apply balm, soothe-
the pain, seeing each unique,
a collection of things,
a panoply not rare.
https://youtu.be/6nQc1ADbWLA
This is the story of my rape, posted on MS:
http://www.discussion.malesurvivor.org/b...1680#Post501680

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#505512 - 01/09/17 02:06 PM Re: Signs of the Times [Re: Bluedogone]
Bluedogone Offline
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Registered: 07/03/13
Posts: 911
Loc: Southern US


Today, I choose Mood One

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There's nothing that can tear a family apart more than a pack of wild dogs.
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Never, never, never, never give up...Winston Churchill

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#505568 - 01/10/17 09:03 PM Re: Signs of the Times [Re: Bluedogone]
Bluedogone Offline
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Registered: 07/03/13
Posts: 911
Loc: Southern US


When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra


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The Elderly Couple:
Wife: Let's run upstairs and make mad passionate love.
Husband: You'll have to decide which, I can't do both.

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1st Man: Hey, you look really beat up. What happened? I thought you had a doctor's appointment yesterday.

2nd man: Yeah, I did. And everything was going real well. He took my temperature, blood pressure, weighed me like I thought he would. But then he said, "Go pee in a cup." That made me really mad so I told him, "Well you just go fart in a jug." Then the fight broke out.
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