Or, there's this
A feeble gentlemen hobbled up to the drug store soda fountain counter and after much effort managed to finally get on one of the stools at the counter.
After the soda jerk asked him what he would have
The man said, "I'll have a chocolate sundae."
The clerk said, "Crushed nuts?"
The man replied, "No, arthritis"
Do you file your nails?
No, after I clip them I just throw them away.
Does your penis burn when you pee?
I really don't know. To be honest, I've never tried to light it.
Who are you ? And how did you get in here ?
I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith,