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#467652 - 07/16/14 01:19 AM The top 20 things not to say to a cop
DT Offline

Registered: 07/13/14
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Don't Say This To A Cop
Published: February 05, 2010 | Police Humor | 62181 Clicks
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the village people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary!

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." -Groucho Marx

#467660 - 07/16/14 03:06 AM Re: The top 20 things not to say to a cop [Re: DT]
victor-victim Offline

Registered: 09/27/03
Posts: 6387
Loc: 𝒪 𝒦anada

all i ever have to say is... "am i free to go, officer, or am i being detained?" and the trouble usually begins. because my very next question is "why am i being detained?" and if there is no lawful or legal or logical reason for being detained then i refuse to comply or cooperate. at this point the officer is required to explain his actions to me... or he can resort to violence and explain his unnecessary use of force to a judge later in a court of law. i have never lost. the good cops treat me with respect and there is never any problem with those Men.

only an insecure bully cop, poorly trained, on a power trip, ignoring or ignorant of his power restrictions, gets indignant when confronted with an informed citizen.

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein

we still have some rights in Kanada. they must be exercised vigourously or they may atrophy.



#467684 - 07/16/14 10:58 PM Re: The top 20 things not to say to a cop [Re: DT]
Bluedogone Offline

Registered: 07/03/13
Posts: 1132
Loc: Southern US
I'd like to add two to your list - (fortunately I've never used them when stopped)

Oh, just speeding. At first I thought you were pulling me over because of the stolen car I'm driving.

Well, officer, I would've stopped immediately after seeing your flashing red light but I had to hide these liquor bottles first.
I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year:
“Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown.”
And he replied:
“Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the Hand of God.
That shall be to you better than light and safer than a known way.” - quoted by King George VI

#467707 - 07/17/14 03:21 PM Re: The top 20 things not to say to a cop [Re: DT]
DT Offline

Registered: 07/13/14
Posts: 8
good ones-
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." -Groucho Marx


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