Ok, this is my first contrib to this thread, which is amazing, because I have a fuck-ton of pet peeves. One of my biggest, people who constantly tap their brakes on the Interstate when there is NO REASON TO!!!!!
We're doing 70mph and there is no traffic. GET OFF YOUR BRAKES, ASSHOLE!!!!!
Another, people I refer to a "merging Nazis". You need to change lanes for one reason or another. You have enough space to merge. You put your turn signal on, and the driver in the next lane over, who is behind you and was previously going the same speed, SPEEDS UP AND QUICKLY CLOSES THE GAP SO YOU CAN'T MERGE IN FRONT OF HIM! FUCK THAT GUY!!!!
Another, tailgaters when you're already speeding. You're already doing 55 in a 45 and some motherfucker is riding your back bumper like you're some 97 year old woman doing 30 in a 55. FUCK THAT GUY!!!!
I don't normally wish bad things on other people but when someone does that shit and they finally pass me, I hope with everything in me that I see them pulled over two miles down the road and the price of the resulting speeding ticket leaves them homeless and pennyless.
Even worse are the idiots who will ride your bumper when it is pouring down rain, you can't see, the road has half an inch of standing water on it, and you are at least doing the speed limit when you probably should be going slower than that. FUCK-THAT-GUY!!!!