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#443149 - 08/03/13 06:08 PM Please Say That Again....
pufferfish Offline
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MaleSurvivor

Registered: 02/26/08
Posts: 6875
Loc: USA
In the office there was a sign:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD
EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND
UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

In a department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES,
WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG
AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in a health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS
PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN
AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A
DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR


On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

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#443198 - 08/04/13 05:21 AM . [Re: pufferfish]
JoeSmith Offline


Registered: 05/04/13
Posts: 129
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#444842 - 08/20/13 11:16 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
king tut Offline
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Registered: 02/13/08
Posts: 2488
Loc: UK
Lol, very good!
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#444848 - 08/20/13 11:41 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
concerned_husky Offline
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Registered: 08/30/12
Posts: 766
The wonderful bargain really got me.
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Husky

"Only the solitary seek the truth, and they break with all those who don't love it sufficiently." - Pasternak

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#444861 - 08/21/13 01:30 AM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
blacken Offline
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Registered: 08/13/01
Posts: 1862
Loc: Northern Ohio
i liked them all, Thanks puffer!

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#446997 - 09/12/13 07:15 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
Bluedogone Offline
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MaleSurvivor

Registered: 07/03/13
Posts: 1066
Loc: Southern US
LOL, hilarious.

Another one:

Sign on church bulletin board:
WHAT IS HELL LIKE? COME HEAR OUR PASTOR, 11:00 AM & 7:30 PM
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Whether you say, "i can't do this," or say, "I CAN DO THIS" You're Right.

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#447275 - 09/15/13 02:17 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
blacken Offline
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Registered: 08/13/01
Posts: 1862
Loc: Northern Ohio
That's why I don't attend church!

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#456143 - 12/05/13 11:40 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
gettingstronger Offline


Registered: 09/24/13
Posts: 317
Loc: Virginia
LOL, these are great!

And remember....(Seen on a billboard near a highway)

"Drivers: Belt the Wife and Kids!"


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