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#439683 - 07/01/13 08:39 PM Punny
Magellan Offline
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Registered: 01/01/11
Posts: 1595
Loc: California
I'm reading a book about anti gravity. I can't put it down.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory-- I hope there's no pop quiz.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

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#439685 - 07/01/13 08:44 PM Re: Punny [Re: Magellan]
SamV Offline
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Registered: 12/13/09
Posts: 5971
Loc: Sunnny, South East USA
"Hebrews it"!! Waahaahaahaa!
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#440480 - 07/09/13 09:30 PM Re: Punny [Re: Magellan]
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Registered: 08/30/12
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"Only the solitary seek the truth, and they break with all those who don't love it sufficiently." - Pasternak

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#440904 - 07/15/13 03:01 AM Re: Punny [Re: Magellan]
Magellan Offline
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I wish there was a "like" button here.

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#440907 - 07/15/13 03:38 AM Re: Punny [Re: Magellan]
SamV Offline
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" Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery". I have noticed here when something is profound to a member, that member can choose to quote or put a link to that share in the signature line. Please refer to the site guidelines when considering this respectful gesture and have fun.

Sam
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