Great minds think a like Will.
I was just thinking of starting a similar thread - Mine was going to be called 'FIG JAM' (F#ck I'm Good, Just Ask Me).
I like your idea better.
Loved everything so far BTW
I can wiggle my ears too (What is with that - I thought I was special?) (I can't roll my tongue or click my fingers)
I have a near-photographic memory too
I am a champion Flower Arranger (Long Story)
I am a natural born leader
I am a Puppeteer - Muppet style - I used to also perform as a clown (Leebee the clown)
I love performing in front of large crowds.