My favorite is:
140. I hate that I wasn't clever enough to write this in iambic pentameter and post it in the poetry section.
- because it shows you still have a sense of humour.
and that shows that there is still hope.
this whole thread made me cry uncontrollably - and laugh as well.
and also had me nodding understandingly far too many times.
i cried for you,
i cried for me,
i cried for every other person who reads this list and can agree with even part of it.
i hated to read it
but i'm glad you wrote it.
and don't worry about not being able to do iambic pentameter.
it's out of style now anyway.
this is the age of free verse.
and this vent/rant/catalogue of woes definitely qualifies for that.