Mrs Shlum went on to say "oh....its all just a big bunch of silliness." Mr
Shlum remained adamant that "...its all the fault of those long-haired kids
these days!! [expletive] hippies, all of them!"

This week, Coach Paterno will be entering a rather intense phase of cancer
therapy in order to add as many days to his 86 years as possible. Paterno was
heard saying " doctors gotta keep me here as long as

- R. Brown: Dissociated Press