Don't ask your mother why she carries so many "neatly wrapped disposable toothbrushes" in her purse.
White bread and Hershey's chocolate syrup does not make a good sandwich.
Chocolate cooking squares were made solely to torture children.
So was that good smelling vanilla!
Whatever was in that orange box with the camel on it in the refrigerator was awful!
Nothing, I mean nothing, tastes better than cake batter.
The saddest thing is seeing the bowl that was used to make the cake batter sitting in the sink, full of water, and your mother didn't use a spatula to get all of the batter out.
My mother bought a dishwasher when I and my brothers were grown up...kids don't know the concept of slave labor...parents do.
Liver is not fit for human consumption.
Eating in the 50s can set you up for a heart attack in the 90s (blissful ignorance can be a good for some things as a kid! The food was still great!!!)
No guilt in taking the last brownie.
Watching dog poo build up on the lawnmower wheels really is fun!
Being shut up in a foot locker by your brother makes you claustrophobic for the rest of your life.
Older brothers sometimes can be worthless.
Being 8 years old in 1957, sitting in the back seat of the car, on a hot day, windows up because it's raining, no air conditioning and both parents smoking.
Didn't know that I second hand smoked 4 packs a day at 8 years old.
Lightening bugs (fire flies) were the best on warm summer nights (and still are