334. When your older sister has sexually abused you, you may be tempted to shoot her in the rear end with your BB gun.
335. If that fails to make you feel better, you may be tempted to shoot her cowboy hat with your BB gun.
336. When she tells Mom, your BB gun will be confiscated.
337. When Mom confiscates your BB gun, she will give you the guilt-trip of a lifetime.
338. If you shot your sister's rear end and cowboy hat, you might deserve a guilt-trip.
339. Lying about it to keep out of trouble only works until Mom sees the cowboy hat.
My name is Joe. I am a survivor and a good man. You can count on me.
"[Insert your name here], I am [Chain Breaker]. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?"
--Wind In His Hair, Dances With Wolves