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#154641 - 05/06/07 01:18 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Chain Breaker]
roadrunner Offline
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Registered: 05/02/05
Posts: 22045
Loc: Carlisle, PA
240. The excuse "<name> told me to do it" never works; it just doubles the length of the lecture you're already getting.

Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

#154659 - 05/06/07 03:43 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
EGL Offline
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Registered: 06/19/04
Posts: 7821
241. Home made popcicles made from NestleQuik do not taste the same as store-bought fudge-cicles.

242. There is such a thing as too much sugar on your corn flakes.

243. Peanut butter and banana sandwiches are one of the finest culinary dishes ever created.


#154665 - 05/06/07 04:49 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Chain Breaker]
TJ jeff Offline

Registered: 08/07/04
Posts: 3594
Loc: Northern Wisconsin
238. If your mom promises you a spanking you will never forget, you really never will.

yeah - I never have forgotten - never will

Who will cry for the little boy? - I will... - Antwone Fisher

Abuse happens in silence/isolation - Recovery happens only when that silence/isolation is broken...

TJ's History

#154668 - 05/06/07 05:43 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: TJ jeff]
Still Offline

Registered: 02/16/07
Posts: 7011
Loc: FEMA Region 1
239. When you sail in Salem Harbor, you gotta watch out for the fast power boats. They’ll just run you over if they’ve been drinking. I hate those stupid drunks from the yacht clubs.

240. A rock or brick thrown way-far up will pass through the windshield of a fast moving power boat that threatens to run you over or cause you great wake. You can evade the pricks in the shallows..heh

241. In the middle of the week, you can stay, play, hang out, sleep, whatever, on the really big boats out on their moorings. Some of them have radios you can use for music. WRKO in Boston had the best music for such piracy back then.

#154816 - 05/07/07 02:37 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
istrong Offline

Registered: 03/20/07
Posts: 79
Loc: CT
242. empty closed 2L pop bottles put in a fire will explode

243. Going 'roofing'(climbing random buildings roofs) is fun till a someone falls behind a barbed-wire fence.

"Go then, there are other worlds than these"
-John 'Jake' Chambers

I'd rather be above the grass than below it.

#154854 - 05/07/07 01:48 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: istrong]
GentleSoul Offline

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 244
Loc: San Diego
244. It's really fun to climb really tall trees.
245. You lose major 'cool points' when the fire department has to come out and get you out of the tree with all the neighborhood kids watching.
246. It's not a good idea to hide in an old empty fridge in the backyard when playing hide and seek.

I can finally admit I pretend to say and do nice things so people will think I'm a standout guy.

#154863 - 05/07/07 03:19 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: GentleSoul]
mogigo Offline

Registered: 04/25/07
Posts: 1331
Loc: Colorado
247. Just because your head fits through a railing, doesn't mean it will come back out. Something about the ears.

248. Firefighters with crowbars rock.


#154868 - 05/07/07 03:36 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: mogigo]
pietie Offline

Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 326
Loc: South Africa
249. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

250. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

251. Super glue is forever.

252. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.

253. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

254. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

255. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

256. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

257. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

Not Perfect, just forgiven

#154886 - 05/07/07 08:02 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: mogigo]
reality2k4 Offline

Registered: 07/06/04
Posts: 6845
Loc: Stuck between water, air, and ...
Just because your head fits through a railing, doesn't mean it will come back out

I found that out on more than one occasion

258. Why? Is it, that everything you love like sugar, jam, cookies, candy are bad for you, yet everything you hate like veggies, are good for you!


Whoever stole the Sun, put it back and we'll drop all the charges!

#154970 - 05/08/07 05:21 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: reality2k4]
Still Offline

Registered: 02/16/07
Posts: 7011
Loc: FEMA Region 1
259 While sailing In Hyannis, the *ennedy compound is really funny. If you land your boat on their beach, the pricks will come out and try to shoo you off. If you recite international maritime law regarding a vessel in distress to a *ennedy, they get really f***ing pissed-off.

260 Hyannis police like the *ennedys and don’t understand international maritime law. They also really hate wise-ass 11 year-olds who piss-off *ennedys.

261 If a Hyannis cop grabs your arm and twists it around your back…he’s about to tell you how things are. If you pee your swimsuit…it’ll rinse-off when he walks you to the water…as you leave the *ennedy compound beach.

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