Thoughts to ponder:
When you are in a public washroom and there are 4 stalls (this is a #2 doodie call)
The left-most stall has an oompa loompa in it
The right-most stall has a snake charmer who is screaming for help
The middle two stalls are both available
Which stall would you choose?
It is with great regret that I announce the passing of the snake charmer of the 4-stall public restroom. Tragically, he was bitten by his rattlesnake and succumbed to the poison at 2:11am this morning. He is survived by his snake and the oompa loompa.
There will be a celebration of life in the MS chatroom Saturday at 3:30pm Pacific Time, 6:30pm Eastern.
in lieu of flowers, donations to street performers of all types are encouraged.