Shao Khan/Goro '08
Vote American values. Guns in every school, free martial arts education for our children! We'll secure the border, with Tarkatan warriors, Shokans and Centaurs. We'll end the drug trade through eliminating every single last one of those crime lord amateurs! On occasion, when Shao Khan doesn't want to kill Shang Tsung, we'll have a REAL psychic on the hot lines looking out for the little guy. Don't worry about China becoming a Super Power by 2020 either, we'll take care of that, with Shao Khan in charge of the Administration.