Those are great ones. One I didn't see there is a great one by Churchill, who was drunk at the pub (I forget its name) right in front of the House of Commons on the Thames. A woman came by him and was offended and said, "You, sir, are DRUNK!" Churchill replied, "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober."
Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me. (Woody Guthrie)