i can't believe i'm posting this ...
ok, so i'm standing at the soda machine and i put my dollar bill in it and of course the machine kicks it out cuz a corner has a fold in it. so i straighten it and try again, but the machine spits it back again. so i grab the bill, turn it around and slip it back in the slot. all of this is inncent enough, right? however - as i'm putting the dollar back i actually say to the machine:
Stop that and leave it in. You like it, you just don't know it yet.
i'm freaking out.
do any of you other guys find yourself saying things that you KNOW you would never say and end up major freaked and triggered????