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#167458 - 07/18/07 10:50 AM anyone need a chuckle
MarkK Offline

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 2623
Loc: Denver, CO
Stock Tips: Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW

#167460 - 07/18/07 10:54 AM Re: anyone need a chuckle [Re: MarkK]
cbfull Offline

Registered: 01/26/07
Posts: 386
Loc: Ohio
Nice. At first I thought these companies had actually merged. DUH


Guilt and shame have never done any of us any good at all.

#167463 - 07/18/07 11:03 AM Re: anyone need a chuckle [Re: cbfull]
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Registered: 09/12/04
Posts: 11924
Loc: Denver, CO
Heehee. \:\)


Money talks, but all it tells me is goodbye.

If I could meet myself as a boy...

#167497 - 07/18/07 12:36 PM Re: anyone need a chuckle [Re: FormerTexan]
MarkK Offline

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 2623
Loc: Denver, CO
can't decide which is my favorite, but i just had to share them.

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