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#155278 - 05/09/07 01:26 PM Just sillyness!
Trish4850 Offline
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Registered: 10/15/05
Posts: 3280
Loc: New Jersey
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some sillines to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. Don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = urger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = sn ickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdincky = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

Have a great day...........Tootsie ChuckleLips (I think I like it! )

If you fall down 10 times, Stand up 11.

#155281 - 05/09/07 01:32 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: Trish4850]
mack Offline

Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 101
Loc: new mexico
What fun! Thanks for the laugh. i am legally changing my name to Goober Waffledoodle.


#155289 - 05/09/07 01:52 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: mack]
pain4ever Offline

Registered: 04/05/01
Posts: 1032
That makes me Dorky FrickenButt (actually makes more sense than you know)...LOL Thats great!

Peace and Tranquility all depends on your frame of reference.

#155302 - 05/09/07 03:19 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: pain4ever]
FormerTexan Offline

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Registered: 09/12/04
Posts: 11925
Loc: Denver, CO
Cheesey Battyshorts

Sounds like a character from Labyrinth


Money talks, but all it tells me is goodbye.

If I could meet myself as a boy...

#155305 - 05/09/07 03:50 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: FormerTexan]
EGL Offline
Moderator Emeritus
Registered: 06/19/04
Posts: 7821
I be Andy's twin brother; just call me Cheesey Dippindunkin.

Why do I feel like I'm a Tostitos chip?


#155329 - 05/09/07 05:28 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: EGL]
sabata Offline

Registered: 08/08/06
Posts: 1950
cool............crusty dippin like some kind of food....................thanks................steve

#155335 - 05/09/07 06:26 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: sabata]
selene Offline

Registered: 11/10/06
Posts: 221
Loc: midwest
...just call me snooty farklepants \:\)

"And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye." ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery from The Little Prince

#155401 - 05/10/07 01:29 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: selene]
WalkingSouth Offline

Registered: 08/30/05
Posts: 16269
Farcus Dippindoodle! Wooo Hoooo!

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting 'Holy Shit! What a ride!'" ~Hunter S. Thompson

#155411 - 05/10/07 04:34 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: WalkingSouth]
ak Offline

Registered: 01/10/04
Posts: 1491
Cheesey Gizzardlips.

#155417 - 05/10/07 06:22 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: ak]
soapy bubbles Offline

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 332
Loc: london
Good morning from Dorfus Snicklebutt

"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.” --- Eleanor Roosevelt

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