700. The best place for Mom's paddle with the holes drilled in it is about 30 paces in the woods, south of the the kitchen and 3 feet underground.
701. If you smoke pot out of a pipe, boiling it in hot water does indeed stink up the kitchen and mom might just get stuck in snow and walk back in the house and smell it just when you thought she was going to work.
702. Don't touch the little black and yellow winged things with pointy butts that walk across the living room carpet.
703. Sometimes its just easier to say "I did it". Whether you did or didn't do it.
Truth is the very reason we strive to live. It surrounds and resides within us. Accepting the truths we already know and seeking out those we do not is a direct path to inner balance and joy. For life is not a means to an end, but a journey. Life comes and goes but the truth will always live on.