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#140531 - 02/06/07 09:00 PM Jesus is Watching
duncanUK Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
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Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you" - said the voice.

The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.

"Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.

"Yes" said the parrot.

The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What's your name?"

"Moses" answered the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burgler. "What idiot named you Moses?"

The parrot's answer: "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler, Jesus."


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#140533 - 02/06/07 09:10 PM Re: Jesus is Watching [Re: duncanUK]
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Nice one \:D


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