Your last name stays put.
But with an insistant wife, who wants your name changed because she had to, I had mine changed to Sr.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Well the last few have been lasting hours, but I am
talking to a woman. (a beautiful wonderful one)
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Even at 39.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
I'd better get out and buy some.
Unless you count my 12 pairs of boots.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
You donít have to shave below your neck
Optional shaving is okay too. :p
Keep this light stuff coming.