Pardon me Brian but lololololololololol
With that Aside...
I recently flew into JFK to be taken to 2 West at Battery Park Took me about an hour and 15 minutes total by the 'Super Shuttle' at the airport. Cost? 17 + a $2 tip. (I know cheapskate!)
Hopefully traffic will be ok so you should make good time.
P.S. The only reason I got such a good laugh is because this has to be one of the most emotionally generic posts I've seen here. No drama, no anger and doctor be damned you're determined to go!!!
Good for you! Have a safe trip and have fun!