Anyone whose been to the Member's forum knows how deep in the despair I was. In order to combat the darkness, I took it upon myself to write the world's worst joke. Please be advised it IS awful.
One day, a farmer hired a college kid to help him with his crops for the summer. Turns out the kid, Justice is his name, was something of a farming prodigy, and the plants responded to him in a way that was miraculous. All the vegetables did well, but it was the peas, in particular, that really phenominal. People came from far and wide to buy ACRES of them, making the farmer filthy rich, and Justice able to pay for his college career many times over.
At the end of the season, Justice went away to college, but promised to return next summer. The farmer was able to replicate all of what Justice showed him EXCEPT for the peas. No matter what he did, the plants simply went dormant for the rest of the year.
One of the farmer's regulars came to his stand, and immediately noticed the lack of small, round, green vegetables. She asked the farmer about them.
The farmer shook his head. "No Justice, no peas."
It was SUPPOSED to suck, so shut up!
Can anyone top this in terms of sheer badness?!
The hunt is on!