Three more. Please keep in mind I had an argument with a client's brother (paying for lessons) and was NOT thinking of my fellow humans in a good light when I saw these and laughed my @$$ off.
Heavily medicated for your protection.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
The last thing I ever want to do is to hurt you - but it's STILL on the list!
And one from the Happy Bunny collection.
It's okay if you want to f**k off now!
Laugh at it all, my brothers and sisters!