That same shop is now sellshirts with stuff from the movie, "Office Space" on them. Which by the way if you haven't seen the movie, you should. Doesn't live up to the hype as a whole, but it has DAMN funny parts.
My favorite character is the one fixated on his desk and red stapler. I can't remember his name, but he's played by Stephen Root (and since he does a voice in "Finding Nemo," he actually pays homage to the character in it!). I like the shirt that has him peering out from behind a corner saying "excuse me, but I believe that's MY stapler!"
Anyway, there were a couple of shirts I did leave out.
Some days, it's not worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed in the morning.
My Mom thinks I'm cool.
You beat me up every day in school, and now you're serving me fries.
If I behave, I get to move out of the group home next month!
Sure, Mom, Gay can mean happy!
Sorry girls, I'm Gay!
Nobody knows I'm Gay.
Shhhhh.....I'm in the Witness Protection Program.
Lick Bush and Beat Dick (I'm wearing this when I vote next November. I also plan to be arrested afterward!
I scare Hannibal Lecter.
Heaven doesn't want me. Hell's afraid I'll take over.
I'm so evil, the Devil worships me.
A day for firm decisions! (I think)
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, and it's a 10,000,000,000,000,000 watt light bulb.
God has a sense of humor. He created Darwin.
I only want the simple things in life, like the world to worship me like the God that I am.
Okay, that's enough.
Peace and love,