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#125124 - 08/18/03 05:36 AM Forest Gump
Chey-Wy Offline

Registered: 09/01/02
Posts: 245
Loc: Cheyenne, WY
I saw something the other night that I coppied down. I am even thinking that I might use it as my signature here.

What I read was this:

Life isn't like a box of chocolates ...... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. WHat you do today might burn your butt tomorrow
I am thinking of sending that all three of my perps anonomously. Just give them a little reminder that I will always be there to haunt them.

From "Lion King" "The Circle of Life" with Lyrics

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba [Here comes a lion, Father]
Sithi uhm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] (Repeat)

Siyo Nqoba [We're going to conquer]
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala [As lion and a leopard come to this open place]

#125125 - 08/18/03 06:12 AM Re: Forest Gump
Bill_1965 Offline
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Registered: 06/29/03
Posts: 1986
Loc: Flint, Michigan
Life is like a box of chocolate. I just seem to get a lot of jalapenos covered in chocolate.

Where can you get a box of chocolates filled with jalapenos to send out? \:D


P.S. I hated that movie. The way Jenni treated Forrest. It just angered me the whole time.

Pain is Temporary; Quitting lasts Forever. - Lance Armstrong

#125126 - 08/18/03 07:46 PM Re: Forest Gump
outis Offline

Registered: 02/27/03
Posts: 2261
Loc: Maryland USA

My psychologist had me write "my life story" some time ago. I ended each little "episode" with "and that's all I'm going to write about that."


Here's the best I can do on such short notice. (Can you believe that my kids prefer someone else's cooking? \:D )


  • 1 cup NESTLE® TOLL HOUSE® Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels
  • 1 1/4 cups granulated sugar
  • 3/4 cup butter
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 3 eggs
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 tablespoon ground cinnamon
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup milk
  • 2 tablespoons ORTEGA® Diced Jalapeños
  • 3 1/4 cups confectioners' sugar
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 2 (1 ounce) packets NESTLE® TOLL HOUSE® Choco Bake Unsweetened Chocolate Flavor
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 3/4 cups sliced almonds

  • PREHEAT oven to 350 degrees F. In the top of a double boiler, heat chocolate morsels, stirring occasionally, until chocolate is melted and smooth. Remove from heat and allow to cool to lukewarm.
  • BEAT granulated sugar, butter and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl. Add eggs; beat for 1 minute. Beat in melted morsels. Combine flour, cinnamon, baking soda and salt in medium bowl; beat into chocolate mixture alternately with milk. Stir in jalapeños. Pour into two well-greased 9-inch-round baking pans or one 13 x 9-inch baking pan.
  • BAKE for 30 to 35 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pan(s) for 20 minutes; invert onto wire rack(s) to cool completely.
  • BEAT powdered sugar, milk, butter, chocolate flavor, vanilla extract and salt in small mixer bowl until mixture is smooth and creamy. Frost cake. Decorate sides with nuts.

Makes 12 servings. Go to the original at if you want to feed a larger crowd.

Mmmmmmmmm, good!


"Telemachos, your guest is no discredit to you. I wasted no time in stringing the bow, and I did not miss the mark. My strength is yet unbroken…"—The Odyssey, translated by W.H.D. Rouse


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