OK , I'm bored.
How about a survey?
Something that you was, something that you are now, and something that you would be, if you could be anything.
A few rules.
You can't use the words, crazy, well, sane, normal, lonely, etc. Bonus points for originality.
I was : a pin setter at a duck pin bowling alley for my first job. Talk about a lousy job! I think I got $0.45 a game!
I am: playing bridge as often as I can.
I would be: a comedy writer for the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, if I could be anything I wanted.
Fight the Good Fight!