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#124168 - 07/17/05 03:45 AM Favorite Quotes from TV
demonboi Offline

Registered: 05/14/05
Posts: 228
Loc: East Coast
Just cos there's a movie on I decided to make a tv one...although there probably already is one.

Oh well.

Post favorite quotes from Tv ( is a great site as is google search engine.

Family Guy

Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois Griffin: And what did you do?
Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one.

Stewie Griffin: [to ticket agent] Now listen to me...
[looks at agent's name tag]
Stewie Griffin: Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal AND NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.

Little Girl: Ewww your breath smells like kitty litter!
Stewie Griffin: I was curious!

Stewie Griffin: Why the hell did we get off here?
Brian Griffin: My mother lives in Austin. Don't you see? Fate's brought me back here for a reason. I have to find my mother and make piece with her.
Stewie Griffin: So, she's in Austin? Eight miles that way?
Brian Griffin: Yes.
Stewie Griffin: All right. So, instead of driving down this sun-parched highway... we've now got to walk.
Brian Griffin: Pretty much. Yeah.
Stewie Griffin: You know what this means?
Brian Griffin: Yeah.

Stewie Griffin: [Picking up the phone] Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
[dialing number]
Stewie Griffin: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...

Stewie and Brian are trying to sleep in a motel, a drug deal is heard in the next room]
Drug Buyer: You got the stuff?
Drug Dealer: Yeah I got it, where's the money, huh? I wanna see the money.
Drug Buyer: No, no, no, you don't see the money 'till I see the stuff.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, for God's sake, there's only one way to put an end to this nuisance.
Stewie Griffin: HE'S WEARING A WIRE!
Drug Dealer: What? You son of a...
[gunshots are heard following by a "body drop" sound effect]

Stewie Griffin: Damn it! I want pancakes! God! You people understand every language except English. Yo quiero pancakes. Donnez-moi pancakes. Click-click-bloody click pancakes!

Uh, Hi my name is Nyjah and I'm a Family Guy a holic \:D \:\)

Every corner, every city
There's a place where life's a little easy
Little Hennessy, laid back and cool
Every hour, cause it's all good
Leave all the stress from the world outside
Every wrong done will be alright
Nothin but peace, love
And street passion, every ghetto needs a thug mansion

#124169 - 07/17/05 09:16 AM Re: Favorite Quotes from TV
yesac76 Offline

Registered: 03/23/04
Posts: 508
Loc: Idaho
Stewie Griffin: And for every sesame seed I find, I shall kill you.

I LOVE that show!

"You live it or lie it" Metallica

#124170 - 07/17/05 04:57 PM Re: Favorite Quotes from TV
reality2k4 Offline

Registered: 07/06/04
Posts: 6845
Loc: Stuck between water, air, and ...
I love that show too, it is so cool,


Whoever stole the Sun, put it back and we'll drop all the charges!

#124171 - 07/18/05 02:42 AM Re: Favorite Quotes from TV
crisispoint Offline

Registered: 09/24/03
Posts: 2154
Loc: Massachusetts
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. - Stewie from Family Guy.

Damn you to the bloody bowels of Hell! - Stewie again from Family Guy

And just so you know there are other comedies than Family Guy.....

Holy Crap! - Everybody Loves Raymond

Why you little........! - Every time Bart does something to Homer on The Simpsons

This is a most excellent thread! \:D

Peace and love,


There are reasons I'm taking medication. They're called "other people." - Me, displaying my anti-social tendancies

#124172 - 07/18/05 03:29 AM Re: Favorite Quotes from TV
demonboi Offline

Registered: 05/14/05
Posts: 228
Loc: East Coast
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Will: Carlton, I think you've been deprived of oxygen at birth.

Will: [to Phillip] Hey, hey, hey man. Man, have I told you how thin you're lookin' lately?

Jazz: [Explaining a shrunken shirt] The directions on the shirt said "Hand Washed". So that's exactly what I did. Before I put the clothes in the washer, I washed my hands.

Will: I'm going to the-to the library.
Vy: Aren't you a little overdressed?
Will: I was going to drop by and check on the, the thing.
Vy: You mean the wedding?

Phillip Banks: No sex before marriage, Will.
Will: Come on, Uncle Phil. This is the 90's.
Phillip Banks: Try a cold shower.
Will: I've been doing that since the 80's. It don't work no more.

Carlton: I'm sick of being such a big loser.
Will: [faking sympathy] Aw, C - you're not big.

Girl: Excuse me, what's a nine-letter word for "Terrific?"
Will: That's easy: "Will Smith."

Philip Banks: Will, I want the best for Ashley. When I was young I loved classical music, but my parents could never afford lessons. I would stand in parking lot outside the Phil Harmonic, hoping to catch a spare note in the night air.
Vivian Banks: Philip, when I met you, you were into James Brown.
Will: [laughing] He liked James Brown?
Vivian Banks: He even wore his hair like him.
Will: [laughing harder] He had hair?

[on why he ran away because of Uncle Phil]
Will: What if he told you you couldn't wear plaid anymore?
Carlton: Don't even joke about that, Will. That's not funny.
Will: [to Hilary] And what if he told you you couldn't have men in the jacuzzi anymore?
Vivian: You had a man in the Jacuzzi?
Hilary: [pause] This isn't about me, it's about Will.
Vivian: I want to know when you had a man in the Jacuzzi.
Hilary: Look, I have my own private life. What happened between me and the man in the Jacuzzi is between me, the man, and his video camera.

Word: Yeah, you remember Omar Phelps?
Carlton: Who's Omar Phelps?
Will: That's the dude who would be spinning me over his head in the opening credits.

Will: Oh my god, Carlton! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck?
Carlton: Where? Where?
Will: Ah, never mind. It's just your head.

Carlton: If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?
Will: Your prom date?

Carlton: Will, you must change!
Will: Carlton, you must grow!

*****Just gonna put a trigger warning to be on the safe side*********

[Will's father came back into town, and then lied to Will about being around more and left. Phillip is trying to comfort him]
Will: Hey, you no what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, ain't like I'm still five years old, you know? Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting every night asking my mom 'when's daddy coming home?' You know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned it, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it too, didn't I, Uncle Phil?
Phillip Banks: Yeah, you did.
Will: Got to do my first date without him, right? I learned how to ride, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him. I had *fourteen* great birthdays without him; he never even sent me a damn card. The hell with him!
Will: I didn't need him then, I won't need him now.
Phillip Banks: Will...
Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him, I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey and I'm having a whole bunch of kids. I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a damn thing he can teach me about how to love my kids!
[long pause; he's crying]
Will: How come he don't want me, man?

Every corner, every city
There's a place where life's a little easy
Little Hennessy, laid back and cool
Every hour, cause it's all good
Leave all the stress from the world outside
Every wrong done will be alright
Nothin but peace, love
And street passion, every ghetto needs a thug mansion


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