Again, while reading the Sunday "Pearls Before Swine" strip, I was amazed a how much Rat sounds like me when I kvetch about the Disney Company while throughly enjoying their product. In this case, Rat was sending a letter to the company's customer response department while Goat (the "smart" one of the strip) observes. The following is the ext of the strip.
"Dear Disney Company,
I recently visited one of your theme parks and enjoyed myself immensely. The only exception was the "It's a Small World" ride. Obviously, the world didn't quite turn out the way Walt Disney envisioned it. I recommend that the ride be changed to more accurately reflect the times.
The harmonious little midgets be shown beating the #### out of each other. They could beat each other with sticks, punch each other in the head, and drown each other in the cold water the little boats drift through.
And PLEASE change the music. I suggest 'Kill Them All' by Metallica."
At this point, Goat intercedes. "See, this is the kind of letter that a big company like Disneyland could find threatening. You should end the letter in a non-threatening way."
After a moment of thought, Rat concludes the letter; "Best regards, Goat."
I'll let you all decide if this sounds like me or not.