I am not a vegatarian, I eat meat.
I eat a lot less meat than I did though, as I dont like the idea of the slaughter of animals.
I reckon though, that God would not have made animals so tasty if he didn't want us to eat them!
What do you call 144 Irish men? = Gross stupidity.
The Irishman who thought muffin the mule, was a sexual offence.
Where I live, the vikings had their bloodiest battle in history. Now it is quite calm, the airport though can often find that the planes are jacked up, with their wheels missing, and, who stole the battery.
I have just bought a sixteen valve skoda, it has four valves in the engine, and twelve in the radio!
Why do skodas have heated rear screens?
To keep your hands warm when you are pushing them.
I hope 2005 is a better year for us all,
Whoever stole the Sun, put it back and we'll drop all the charges!